From my Sister's Blog

So I was reading my sisters blog at work about poopie and the fact that men can't stand to hear or even think of his lady doing any bodily functions is beyond me but back to the issue...I was in the bathroom at work and (my sister has been to my job it smells like a poop factory after lunch on the regular basis)someone is always in there doing there business...I try to rush in and rush out. Which is wierd because when I have to go number 2. My poop becomes shy at work. It does not want to pass go or collect 200 dollars. I mean I have tried because having bubble guts at work is no joke. I mean you would think it was paranoid because if the door handle even turns or I hear footsteps it immediately get stage fright and I am all screwed up until I get home.


But I digress back to the real point. Why as a woman am I supposed to hold my fart, poop, belch or other bodily function. I am human as well. Do you know that we do not let these things out we can cause our selve to be in so much pain or worse implode. Then what will you say. I was in a relationship at one point he used to annoy me cause when I was at his house he would like it if I had to go to the bathroom I would wait until the morning or late at night and only do it right before shower time.

I was like is he serious...If i have to poop in the middle of the day I should hold it until before the time I would shower. What if in the unlikely case i didn't shower for two days (I say unlikely because I can not go a day with out a shower)I would have to hold it. Needless to say he was very upset at the fact that I didn't listen to his suggestions because it is just retarded. I mean in the beginning that is how I used to do it but come on how long have you know me. I mean I would think by now you have realized that I am of the human race and have to go like everyone else especially after certain foods that fu*k up my natural digestive flow.

So all in all please believe me if I go to go I will go. I will not put myself through unnecessary pain if I don't have too. I mean have you ever held gas so long that you get sharp pains in your side. I have and let me tell you once you get to that point it takes hours maybe even days for you not to feel such intense pain in your sides and you will then vow to yourself not to participate in such utter stupidity at the hands of your significant other who should be excepting you for who you are.

Please don't take this the wrong way...I do not go over board with the gas and other bodily functions and I by no means will show my true colors to someone i just met...but I am saying at some point the person who chooses to be with you should eventually live in the real world and realize that some expectations should be dropped after a certain time period.